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Jury Wanted (Closed)
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Scott (Admin) RJ: Ratan Joyce CO: Ratan Joyce Post Rating: 9 + / - Total Posts: 1175 Karma: 5083 Joined: Jan 13, 2012 |
Posted on Apr 21, 2012 (Last edited on Apr 24, 2012) Send your applications here, salaries ($ and/or influence) will be given on a per case basis.Edit: So many qualified candidates! I'll close this thread and make the decision around 4/24 6:00 P.M. Edit 2: Selection complete, all selected have been dragged into the new "company". I'll work on the relevant functions tomorrow. (Time to Zzz) |
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John Doe RJ: T-man CO: T-man Post Rating: 1 + / - Total Posts: 16 Karma: 40 Joined: Mar 31, 2012 |
Posted on Apr 21, 2012 I have several experiences of law and am happy to act in a fair and unbiased manner in all current cases.
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James Grey RJ: Dairy Aire CO: Dairy Aire Post Rating: 3 + / - Total Posts: 26 Karma: 21 Joined: Apr 17, 2012 |
Posted on Apr 21, 2012 "Apply"
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Serge Devereux RJ: Ted Crisp CO: Ted Crisp Post Rating: 2 + / - Total Posts: 15 Karma: 18 Joined: Mar 30, 2012 |
Posted on Apr 21, 2012 After spending two hours in jail, I have changed inside. I have seen how my crimes have effected those around me. I could not be more sorry than I am and I only hope that one day I am forgiven by those honest and decent robot citizens.As part of my attempt to gain forgiveness, I offer my services as a jurist. I am intimately familiar with the aspects of money laundering and stock fraud and as such I am a valuable asset in deciding the guilt of those accused of the same crimes. -Ted Crisp |
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Kudaros Cornercutter RJ: Kudaros Post Rating: 2 + / - Total Posts: 17 Karma: 19 Joined: Mar 30, 2012 |
Posted on Apr 21, 2012 (Last edited on Apr 21, 2012) I cannot believe that I am applying for jury duty but here I am.Also, I received word by carrier pigeon today that Steve Jobz would like to be a juror. Although he is certainly unscrupulous in character (and his hair is always so disheveled - although I suppose that's as a candle is to the sun compared to his lust for liver and onions), I must give my warmest recommendations as he has obtained a high understanding of the system and its exploits (apparently!). --Oh yeah and I havent committed any crimes myself (I dont think?) |
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Control Volume RJ: ControlVolume CO: Control Volume Post Rating: 2 + / - Total Posts: 43 Karma: 122 Joined: Mar 31, 2012 |
Posted on Apr 21, 2012 I have not committed any crimes yet, I'm pretty sure that makes me like one of two people so you should totally pick me.
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address unknown RJ: DropsySufferer Post Rating: 4 + / - Total Posts: 32 Karma: -500 Joined: Apr 2, 2012 |
Posted on Apr 21, 2012 After spending 3 hours in jail, I like Ted have become a changed man. I understand how my crimes have harmed those around me. Possibly shattering the lives of millions of robotic citizens with each pen-stroke. In order to fulfill community service requirements I will apply for jury duty. |
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Ay Vee RJ: Ay Vee Post Rating: 0 + / - Total Posts: 33 Karma: 29 Joined: Mar 30, 2012 |
Posted on Apr 21, 2012 Apply. I love the idea of an ingame court system.
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Minwoo Hyeong RJ: Dead Eyes Post Rating: 0 + / - Total Posts: 8 Karma: 23 Joined: Apr 15, 2012 |
Posted on Apr 21, 2012 (Last edited on Apr 21, 2012) Name: Hyeong "Dead Eyes" Minwoo*Occupation: Completely average in every way, and certainly not biased* Age: Middle* Sex: Married, 1.5 children* Race: N/A* Notes: Politically speaking, Minwoo is a bit of a rarity since he lands on the right, left, and center of every single issue simultaneously. He is a kind father and looks after his children, and yet is stern enough to press charges if they break the law. He is known for working hard, being stern, knowing how to relax, and not let his temper get the best of him. He once saved all the kittens in a shelter during a fire but shoots his own meat. As a young boy he got his start in business by holding a fundraiser for a church in financial troubles. After the fundraiser he admitted to having been an atheist the entire time. Since he was immaculately conceived, he has never committed a single crime, or even thought of one.* *This form was filled out by an attorney for Mr. Hyeong and therefore he is not liable for any inaccuracies found in this document. Legally speaking, this a pamphlet |
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Lao Ban Da RJ: Garreth Macaron Post Rating: 0 + / - Total Posts: 4 Karma: 10 Joined: Apr 13, 2012 |
Posted on Apr 21, 2012 I am very interested to become a member of the jury of the exalted High Court of Econosia.I offer my services on the basis of being an honest and upstanding citizen - all my transactions in Econosia so far have been legit and above-board. Still, I have managed to make a healthy profit (at least enough for a comfortable living), and am at heart a capitalist. I believe I will be able to handle cases in a fair and even-handed manner. Kind Regards, Garreth Macaron |
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Nwabudike Morgan RJ: CEO Nwabudike Morgan CO: CEO Nwabudike Morgan Post Rating: 1 + / - Total Posts: 108 Karma: 344 Joined: Apr 4, 2012 |
Posted on Apr 21, 2012 I am an EOS billionaire who hasn't been in corporate jail. Also, I drive real estate demand and give robots fair employment.
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Hyram Bedwetter RJ: Hyram Bedwetter Post Rating: 0 + / - Total Posts: 14 Karma: 26 Joined: Apr 9, 2012 |
Posted on Apr 21, 2012 I have beheld many court proceedings in The Guild II and believe I'll make a good juryman on that fact alone.
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Walter Yorkshire RJ: Walter Yorkshire CO: Walter Yorkshire Post Rating: 0 + / - Total Posts: 132 Karma: 379 Joined: Feb 5, 2012 |
Posted on Apr 21, 2012 Name: Walter YorkshireRank: Industrialist As I seek to have a fair and open market so that the economy can grow and flourish, I feel it is my duty to apply for a position as a jury. I feel that my fame and influence with benefit the court and that the public would not dare go against any ruling I would make. |
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Richard Ripberger RJ: Rip CO: Rip Post Rating: -3 + / - Total Posts: 153 Karma: 78 Joined: Mar 28, 2012 |
Posted on Apr 21, 2012 I would be happy to participate in the justice system as a juror assuming someone else has already been selected as executioner. |
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John Bouton RJ: John Bouton CO: LOL Post Rating: 0 + / - Total Posts: 20 Karma: 27 Joined: Apr 3, 2012 |
Posted on Apr 21, 2012 I once saw several hours of a Law and Order marathon on TNT and thus I think that makes me qualified to sit in judgment over multi-million dollar lawsuits.
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Ham K RJ: SoftThenRough CO: Spartacus Post Rating: 1 + / - Total Posts: 41 Karma: 69 Joined: Apr 8, 2012 |
Posted on Apr 21, 2012 I will give you $10M per case I get assigned, should be easy enough to see I'm the best choice!
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