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Moist Pits (MOIST)


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Those of you watching the B2B water page may have realized that the market is being flooded (hah!) with hundreds of millions of units of trashy q0 well water, likely hoping to cash in on the insatiable need for water. Some of you may be despairing at the lack of quality water in the market today. Well worry no more, fine viewers, for Moist Pits is providing quality water for the masses. Started primarily to cover the hole left by JOI Water, Moist Pits is a low-profit company that is intended solely to get high quality water back on the market for an affordable price. Most profits will be going into expanding our water infrastructure and water research until the current needs of player production are met. Even then, our water quality will continue to improve, leaving beverages and water bottles for other intrepid entrepreneurs to make.

Water prices are subject to change based on the whims of the market, but they will never be at absurd prices.
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Moist Pits has just issued 10mil more stocks and is now expanding its wells, beverage factories, and R&D department. Our eventual output is planned to be 500mil high quality water per day.

The reasoning for this expansion is SCREW YOU, WELL WATER SELLERS

oh also we offer dividends because i like pretending that this is a real company and also i like money
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Press release:

After the owner of MOIST sold all their stocks in the company the AMBM empire as the 2nd largest shareholder has assumed control of the company and acquired over 50% ownership so secure company stability and shareholder interests, the company has also been renamed to AMBM-WATER to ensure customers that the extremely high AMBM standards will be upheld.

Dividends have been temporarily halted until the company gets back in business. Dividends are expected to be re-instated shortly.

Companies reliant on the high quality water need not worry either, supplies are expected to be back shortly along with the same great prices.

Signed,
AMBM


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